There are 16 different types of US history students.

1. The kind that falls asleep in class.
2. The kind that falls asleep in class but aces the exam because they already read the textbook.
3. The kind that loves history so much that they speak more than the teacher.
4. The kind that regrets taking the course because now they have more writing to do than an English class.
5. The kind who believes he's the correct contrarian.
6. The kind that argues in favor of the illuminati.
7. The kind that somehow made it into high school without knowing who Christopher Columbus is.
8. The kind who pass notes to lovers in the front of the class.
9. The kind who dream they lived in a bygone age.
10. The kind who are greatful to live in the present.
11. The kind who can't wait for their hover cars.
12. The kind that will forget what they've learned and doom themselves to repeating the mistakes of the past.
13. The kind who is inspired by the rebels, dreamers and thinkers who came before them.
14. The kind who hates the world for forcing him to learn about the past.
15. The kind who thinks they could've done better than their ancestors.
16. The kind who thinks they could have done better than their ancestors and are right.